Can I expect a sofa made entirely from chocolate (if so, only Cadbury’s will do and it must be dark chocolate at that), or a sofa that is the colour of chocolate? Seems silly really, because there is white chocolate, plain chocolate (lightish brown) and dark chocolate (dark brown). So why beat about the bush and simply say that the sofa is a light brown or a dark brown or white? Why all this linguistical nonsense?
As for chocolate trousers, I’m saying NOTHING.
