Had a weird dream/sketch last night that saw the HM Schools Inspectorate visit a school for script supervisors – you know, the lads and ladies who ensure that everything that happens in a film, TV or stage play remains consistent in terms of dress, scenery, objects handled by the actors, eye lines, etc.
As the inspectors move around the school everything changes – the teachers wear different clothes every time the inspectors revisit a classroom (which they do every 5 minutes or so), pupils change, seating and furniture arrangements change – everything, in fact, is NOT consistent. By the end of the visit the entire building is completely different to the one that the inspectors initially entered.
The school obviously fails inspection, but the majority of pupils eventually graduate and end up working on Michael Bay films.