Category: Entertainment

Kick-Ass needs it’s Ass-Kicked over marketing..

Posted by – March 11, 2010

As I continue to watch the marketing campaign for Kick-Ass unfold, I wonder what exactly is going through the minds of the marketing folk responsible for bringing this film to the attention of the public. Firstly there are the web sites. The official site, kickass-themovie.com is being run by Lionsgate and is reasonably decent in execution other than for the lack of content.

Kick-Ass’ campaign seems to centre around the major social networking sites. Updates are posted via Facebook which then filter out to a Twitter feed. Unfortunately the team responsible for managing these social networking sites seem to either be very new to this sort of thing, or are somewhat clueless. They’re clearly favouring Facebook (a company with perhaps more privacy concerns than MySpace these days, particularly with regards to the allegations that one of the founders has been illegally accessing the accounts of rivals and journalists (according to various sources, but I’m quoting the Daily Mail here). There’s no engagement from the marketing team on Twitter at all. It’s merely being used as a news feed.

Until a few weeks a go, the UK web site was undecided as to which domain name to use. I registered several back in 2008 to avoid domain squatters from taking them. I pointed them at the official site and had the attitude that if they were wanted, MARV could have them for nothing (despite being told by various people that I should sell it to them given that Kick-Ass was too generic a term to be considered IP/trademarked) or I’d just like the domains expire this year. Eventually I was approached directly by MARV via Universal as to the domain they wanted. They would have got it without any further fuss if I hadn’t found out about the whole Universal/LOVEFiLM thing, but thankfully MARV through their web design shop secured the one THEY wanted before it went to another cybersquatter (the one that Universal wanted went to an individual/cybersquatter in less than a few hours after I had deleted the domain through Nominet).

Then there are the competitions. Lionsgate offer the chance to win tickets to the world premiere. The competition has strict rules and regs and the rules are clearly laid out on their web site. The European side is a little less organised. There is a competition to win tickets to the European premiere, but there are no rules or regs which is problematic if not for the British Advertising, Sale Promotion and Direct Marketing code of conduct. After all, this is a promotion and applies to a UK run business. They could have at least stuck up the official rules on their UK web site and linked to it. This would avoid any potential arguments from breaking out for those entering the competition, especially if complainant attempts to sue. As social networking sites become the starting point for many marketing campaigns, companies behind official Twitter and Facebook feeds need to be transparent as to what’s on offer and must still comply with the relevant advertising codes.

Despite two years of development, the whole marketing side to this film seems very much all over the shop and very last minute, and that’s a shame. MARV make exceedingly well made and highly enjoyable films but the marketing side is seriously letting them down (ironic given that one of the MARV team originally comes from Matthew Freud Communications, a huge and successful PR firm).

Coach Trip: One of the best TV reality formats yet!

Posted by – March 9, 2010

I’m currently addicted to the Channel 4/12 Yard Productions Coach Trip, a reality TV show that combines a Big Brother style game show format with travelogue.

Here’s an example of what makes this show fun to watch:

and it gets better – here’s when things really get out of control!

I’d really like to see 12 Yard go that extra mile (boom boom!) and take the show to the US – from New York to Los Angeles – since the previous four series have remained firmly in Europe and a little bit of Africa and Asia. Perhaps for series 5, eh?

In the mean time, all four series are available on 4oD, YouTube or SeeSaw.

App-les and Oranges compared..

Posted by – March 8, 2010

Having got a 64Gb iPod Touch as a forerunner to a fully fledged iPhone, I have to admit that the Apple Store is wonderful. But Apple have got a lot to learn from the Android Market. For example, if you purchase an App and you don’t like it, there is no automatic mechanism from within iTunes or the iPod/iPhone to uninstall and obtain a refund. With Android Market, you click Uninstall & Refund and it’s all done. For iTunes App Store, you’ll have to get in touch directly with Apple through a web form and request the refund from there. Messy.

I’m also at odds as to why if you download an App from the iTunes App Store via your iPod/iPhone that when you transfer it back to iTunes on your desktop computer, iTunes refers to it as a “purchased item” if the App you’ve downloaded is free. This has lead to me to accidentally nuking Spotify and other applications all the offline music at one point as I was attempting to sync with my MacBook at work. I’ve now disabled syncing with the MacBook and will just use the Mac as a charging point.

While I may have some reluctance with the Apple camp these days, there’ s no point denying their products are bloody good to look at and use (when they work). If the QA could improve slightly, I’d have no hesitation now to come back to the Mac side for good. Especially now that Portal 2 (and possibly Half-Life 2) are going Mac native (although it’d be nice to see a few Grand Theft Autos coming to the Mac as well – that said, there is Chinatown Wars for the iPod/iPhone so it’s a start)!

The Oscars: My predictions..

Posted by – March 6, 2010

Avatar will probably win best picture, if not, it’ll be The Hurt Locker. Kathryn Bigelow will win Best Director. Either In the Loop or Inglourious Basterds will win Best Screenplay. I love both films (In the Loop is one of the best British comedies I’ve seen in a long time, and Inglourious Basterds is Quentin Tarantino’s best screenplay to date).

Avatar MUST win Best Visual Effects, otherwise something has seriously gone wrong somewhere. Up will win Best Animated Feature. The Young Victoria will most likely pick up Best Make-Up. As for the rest, I’m undecided as yet. I strongly suspect Colin Firth will pick up an award for A Single Man, mirroring the BAFTA success.

My fingers are crossed for everyone, although as I always say – you enter the film industry to win awards and not films… Erm .. I might have got that bit the wrong way around..

Film studios forming online distribution alliance?

Posted by – March 5, 2010

I was intrigued by this article from Ars.Technica about Apple’s potential plans to introduce “cloud” storage to the iTunes ecosystem.

As the article suggests, Apple may either allow iTunes customers to store backups of their purchased music, movies and TV shows so that they can recover them should their computers and own backups fail (after all, while the cost of storage is coming down all the time, there are few households with decent fault tolerant SANs), or to stream the content direct to the desktop, iPhone, iPad or iPod Touch. I’d go for the former – one can recover purchased Apps from the iTunes Store but not music, films or TV shows. This necessitates that one has a bloody good backup plan in case of failure. I myself backup to blank Blu-Ray media, external hard drives, and online backup services such as SquirrelSave (UK) and Backblaze (US).

However, the article suggests that as far back as 2008 (it may be nearly two years ago, but that’s an age in the digital era), the major film studios (NBC Universal, Warner Bros., Sony, Paramount and Fox) got together to flesh out something called the Digital Entertainment Content Ecosystem (or DECE for short). This is a system that intends to implement some form of universal DRM that would allow any device to play digital content such as video or audio. Thus iPhones, Android devices, Chrome OS netbooks, etc. could all play the same content across all these platforms, yet the content provider keep a tight leash over when the content is played – and by whom. The studios would be free to negotiate their own price points, terms of access, etc – something that they’re currently restricted by when using a third-party CDN such as iTunes.

I’m not certain DECE will be a success. It would require a complete industry acceptance of the system. Look what happened with HD DVD and Blu-Ray: studios such as Warner Bros., Paramount, and NBC Universal all initially supported and backed HD DVD over Blu-Ray. Fox was one of the few studios not to. Arguments over the technical details soon started to cause drifts and eventually the format lost out to Blu-Ray. The same could go the same way of DECE unless EVERYBODY agrees on how it is to work.

In short: Hollywood is unable to get together to agree on anything. It’s history of petty squabbles, fierce competition and greed has resulted in a horrible experiences for the consumer who ends up paying the price because nobody seems to be able to agree to anything. Will DECE produce something viable? Might do, but given the dominance of Apple and iTunes – it may be too little, too late.

The Lovely Bones left a Bad Taste; was possibly Brain Dead

Posted by – March 5, 2010

Oh Peter Jackson, what went wrong?!

HERE BE SPOILERS. If you don’t want to know what happens at the end of the film, LOOK AWAY NOW!

We went to see The Lovely Bones last Saturday and was looking forward to seeing what magic Peter Jackson, Fran Walsh and Phillipa Boyens weaved into the screenplay based on Alice Seabold’s bestselling book. Perhaps part of me was expecting another Heavenly Creatures, but what we actually got was a dreadful, uninteresting and altogether mediocre film in which not much really happens to the extent you don’t give a Gollum about the outcome.

I like Peter Jackson’s work. I really do. I’ve loved virtually everything he’s produced – from Bad Taste, Brain Dead, Meet the Feebles, the Lord of the Rings, King Kong. Heck, for King Kong I travelled over to New York to the worldwide premiere. It was the most expensive cinema visit of my life. So I was most surprised to dislike The Lovely Bones as much as I did.

The problem is not so much the actors. Saoirse Ronan as Susie Salmon is on top form. As is Mark Wahlberg as her dad. Susan Saradon as Grandma Lyn gets the performance spot on. Although Stanley Tucci as the murderer/rapist, George Harvey, was a bit too creepy and was really the the stereotypical pervert (and bizzarely enough reminded me of Hugh Dennis’ Mr. Strange – aka Milky Milky man).

The real problem stems from the screenplay which is tired, flat, and generally void of any warmth at all. Even when Harvey’s killing spree is revealed, you don’t want to start screaming things at the screen. And the real purpose of the story – how the family copes once their daughter has gone, just doesn’t stir up any emotion at all. It was tedious and was about as emotional as finding you’ve just finished your Cornetto.

And speaking of Susie, her little corner of heaven clearly comes gift-wrapped direct from MTV. The visual effects are uninteresting, synthetic; a poor show from a company that’s won multiple Oscars and industry awards for their work. Harvey’s death in the book is silly enough (and the overall story – not the fault of the screenwriters I might add – makes the police look like incompetent arseholes), but in the film it’s grossly unnecessary. While I can happily watch people’s brains exloding in things like Bad Taste, watching a digital double fall down the mountain and hit branches and rocks on the way down is not good. We get the idea that he dies as soon as he falls off the side of the cliff (I mean the guy stands right by the edge for no reason at all and a bloody icicle causes him to lose his balance!). The ending requires the audience have a leap of faith in divine intervention, but all it succeeds in doing is in generating a fantasy beyond anything that J.R.R. Tolkien could devise!

All in all the Lovely Bones isn’t Lovely at all. It’s a horrible adaptation of a rather good (but also flawed) book. And this is from a trio who really know how to adapt books into films (although a part of me wishes they’d go back to making up stories from scratch again other than capitialising on other people’s work).

The love affair is over: Nexus One a big pile of unfinished business

Posted by – March 4, 2010

When I first got my Nexus One back in January, I was over the moon. Here was the very latest in HTC hardware and Google Android OS in one neat package. We had a wonderful honeymoon period in which everything seemed to work, despite all the naysayers on Google’s Nexus One forums.

Then the symptoms started creeping in. Losing the 3G signal in an area where 3G works well, Wi-Fi connections at home wouldn’t automatically connect and had to manually be connected through Settings, touchscreen would lose calibration, forcing me to twist the phone around like a baton until the bloody thing accepted the correct input. Google eventually rolled an update back in February which fixed the 3G part, but Wi-Fi was still giving problems and the touchscreen still is causing problems.

The last straw came when I went on-call for work. I found that I’ve missed out on emergency SMSes due to delayed sound alerts. Due to the speaker being positioned where it is, I also found that the alert sounds are quite muffled in comparison to our four year old Sony Ericsson non-smartphone. In short: I don’t trust the Nexus One in it’s current state. I was also hacked off that photos taken didn’t show up in the Gallery after the most recent OTA update. I could access them through USB and through the Camera application itself, but not through the Gallery. A reboot of the phone seemed to have fixed it and the photos then turned up in Gallery. I shouldn’t have to do that, though.

Thus I’ve stopped using it and gone back to the SE. The battery life lasts well over a week, I can hear all incoming SMSes just fine, and as a phone only, it does what it says on the tin. The Nexus One tries to be too clever and fails. The AMOLED is also a complete arse to work with in strong daylight. My wife has also been complaining about the quality of calls recently and has kept asking if I’m on hands-free when I’m not.

I’ve decided to go running back to Apple despite my earlier grumblings about them. Love them or hate them, they do make exceptionally fine products. Which work. I’m starting off with an iPod Touch 64Gb and assuming that I’m able to switch my contract to Memset late next year (or after the T-Mobile/Orange merger allows the legal purchase of an iPhone on my existing contract with T-Mobile), I’ll go iPhone. I’m finding it hard to go back to the Android platform right now – especially how well I’m finding the iPhone/iPod App store and how well multi-touch and Apple’s capacitive display just works. The quality of the applications seem a lot more professional too.

The irony is that I had no problems with the HTC Hero. It was a little slow, but it worked well. I hope the HTC Desire works better than the Nexus One – I’d so hate it to turn out like the Nexus after Sense UI has been applied.

I now split my smartphone use between the Sony Ericsson and my iPod Touch. Phone for the phone related stuff, iPod for the apps, calendar and everything else.

Tesco to become a film studio? Crickey!

Posted by – March 3, 2010

I’ve known about this for a while, but I’ll put this up here for those that didn’t read my Friends of English Magic blog (now defunct). Tescos are to bankroll a series of movies, in association with US/UK based development firm, Amber Entertainment, the results of which will initially be exclusive to all Tesco stores on DVD (and possibly Blu-Ray I presume).

Good idea? Bad idea? I think it’s a bad idea. Amber will really need to up the ante with regards to changing the public’s mind about the quality of straight-to-DVD films. The general public assumes (and for the most part, quite rightly) that straight-to-DVD movies are of low grade quality. I’ve seen a few turkeys in my time (especially the Starship Troopers sequels – they’re so bad, they’re funny). What happens when the initial exclusivity ends? Can LOVEFiLM get a look in for rentals (which is ironic given that Tesco’s DVD rental service *IS* LOVEFiLM)? Will they go to cinema (otherwise why spend lots of money of high-end camera kit for low-res TV entertainment – dig out that Super8 camera or that battered VHS-C camcorder and be done with it!).

I also shudder at the prospect that the same people responsible for bringing the appalling Golden Compass to the big screen are going to try again with another Philip Pullman adaptation. That poor sod must be a glutton for punishment!

Quite frankly, if I was a book author and was approached by Tesco/Amber to have my work turned into a film for DVD purposes only, I’d run away screaming. Apart from Lord of the Rings, Amber’s former executives are not exactly well known for producing hit after hit. A few development projects from hell include: Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell by Susanna Clarke (rights were announced in 2004, it’s 2010 and the script has undergone various re-writes by two screenwriters and still nothing), and The Man on Platform Five by Robert Llewellyn (six screenwriters have attempted this and the project appears to be officially dead). There was also Inkheart which DID make it the screen, but flopped at the box office (although I rather liked it myself). As did The Golden Compass (liked the book, detested the film).

I believe Tesco are being terribly misguided about all of this. I think that it *may* have a very marginal success for *some* titles, but it’ll flop spectacularly like Hugh Hefner without Viagra for most of the others and eventually Tesco will walk away licking it’s wounds. I’d like to be wrong, of course, since I’m all for independents raising funds for producing movies – but I’m just not sure that exclusive supermarket distribution is the way forward.

I wonder, if other supermarkets got in on the act, how those films would turn out. Kwik-Save presents A Toothbrush With Death! Lidl presents Con-Air Freshener! Morrisons’ presents Pie Another Day. You get the idea.

‘av-at-her – The Cylons are coming: Caprica has great potential..

Posted by – March 3, 2010

I’ve just finished watching (and yes, the irony is that this too is a Universal product – through their ridiculous SyFy brand) the pilot of Caprica, the prequel to Battlestar Galactica and I love it.

SPOILERS AHEAD!

The pilot starts to unravel how the Cylons eventually gain consciousness – the seeds are firmly planted in this two-parter. BSG’s battle between “the one true God” and the polytheism is in full force here, with supporters of monotheism advocating violence against non-believers (to the point whereby a student walks onto a train with explosives and detonates – killing all – including Joseph Adama’s wife and daughter and Daniel Graystone’s only daughter).

Daniel Graystone is the billionaire technologist who eventually creates the Cylons. At the time of the deaths, he has already developed a robotic solider for Caprica’s military although it has no AI and performs badly during tests. Graystone is after the Holy Grail – artificial intelligence – but is years away from developing it himself. A rival company, based on the planet Tauron, has already developed such a device but has yet to develop the physical hardware/robot body for it. Enlisting Adama’s help, thanks to his links with the Tauron Mafia, he obtains the only artificial intelligence CPU in existence.

Prior to all this we learn that Graystone’s daughter, Zoe, has been developing a virtual avatar capable of independent thought (i.e. AI) using an interconnected virtual reality system where teenagers hook up to go to parties and perform all sorts of outrageous acts – all carried out in this virtual world. After Zoe is killed in the train blast, Graystone learns from Zoe’s friend about the avatar and proceeds to combine it with the AI CPU into his new robotic solider.

From here we’re given the impression that Cylon’s eventual independent thought stems from Zoe. Oh, one other thing – Zoe was/is a supporter of the “one true God”.

The only issues are:

1) Is it REALLY a good idea to insert the AI CPU through a mouth slot on the Cylon? Shouldn’t it be difficult to get in and out in case somebody decides to sabotage or hits the thing repeatedly in the “mouth”? Seems a silly place to put one of the most essential components of your advanced robot.

2) Graystone didn’t seem to do much reverse engineering of the stolen AI CPU. We assume he has had to do something, because it’d be bloody foolhardy to insert a CPU into something without actually knowing how it works..

3) The Cylon’s voice. Similar to that of the original series, although we hear the robotic undertone mixed with Zoe’s voice (which actually improves it – I found the electronic voice of the original Cylons a bit difficult to understand at times due to heavy voice processing, and why the hell create a robot force with speech impediments?). Graystone’s house robot/PA has a very clear human voice (albeit still a little bit processed). Does Graystone intend to remove humanity from it’s military robots (aka the Centurions)? A bit ironic, then, given that he’s trying to create a robot so that he can give his “virtual daughter” a physical body.

I will be looking forward to watching the entire series when I can get my hands on it (iTunes).

Glorious Inglourious Basterds; Universal; LOVEFiLM

Posted by – March 3, 2010

I caved in.

I recently watched Quentin Tarantino’s Inglourious Basterds via iTunes and I have to say I loved it. Loved it to bits. A film that’s only 30% in English (the remaining 70% in German, French and a smattering of Italian). It’s smart, funny, and is wonderfully tragic. Not nearly as gory or even as violent as I was expecting, but still very Tarantino-esque all the same. As with other Tarantino films, the soundtrack is absolutely bloody marvellous and I already have it on my Spotify playlist.

It’s a pity, then, that this is a film that’s distributed by Universal Pictures. This means I couldn’t rent it on DVD or Blu-Ray through LOVEFiLM because of disagreements (and while I fully support LOVEFiLM, I just wished they would be a bit more open about this issue). As I’ve said in a previous post, the issue at hand is that Universal want a greater cut of the rental market fees. Blockbuster, as far as I know, are the ONLY physical media company in the UK to have agreed to this new arrangement. This gives them exclusivity, and makes consumers lives a bit more awkward.

There is iTunes, but as I’ve said previously, Universal walked out on Apple as Universal wanted to charge more money for rentals and film sales. They eventually returned, having gotten their way, but the price paid is that we have to pay more money. A pain in the arse because Universal probably haven’t paid Apple that much to distribute their films – certainly, it’s much cheaper for Universal to provide their films through iTunes, a ready-made cross-platform Internet distribution system for home entertainment systems (computer or Apple TV) or mobile devices (iPod/iPhone), then having to come up with their own distribution mechanism. In terms of quality, the UK movie store does not have HD rentals or sales for films. Unlike the US store. We’re missing out again, folks. I’ve also noted that the colour reproduction and artefacting of the film due to the official transcoding is close to being a little unreasonable for a higher priced rental. I may well complain to Apple about it. In fact, I will.

The situation between Universal and the rest of world is barely acceptable at the moment. I’ve decided that I will see Kick-Ass at the local cinema, if only because the people behind it are good people and I’m giving them the benefit of the doubt they may not have known the situation between Universal and LOVEFiLM (Stardust did exceptionally well on the rental market, and Kick-Ass should do the same – but given that LOVEFiLM operates a bigger rental market in the UK than Blockbuster, MARV could stand to lose money on this). If Universal continue to be arseholes, they’re going to lose money. I hope so – their pursuit of more profit is hurting the consumer who merely wants to watch good quality films and programming.

Dear Ambassadors Cinemas, Woking..

Posted by – March 1, 2010

It’s not terribly nice to see adverts relating to contraceptives and alcohol before a 12 rated film – especially a film which refers to child rape and murder (The Lovely Bones). Felt it was very inappropriate. Not usually a prude, but I’ll make an exception in that case. Unfortunately The Lovely Bones was a load of old trollop and absolutely awful on so many levels, but that’s not your fault (there’ll be another blog post pleading with Peter Jackson, Fran Walsh and Phillipa Boyens to start writing original material again and lay off the adaptations).

Secondly: love going to the cinema, but why can we not have a better loyalty rewards scheme? The one we’re got at the moment restricts viewing times for the free screening which is awkward and requires NINE trips just to get that. How about a monthly pass, operated similarly to other cinema chains, which would for a fixed price. allow unlimited trips to the cinema each month? Would prefer that rather than a loyalty card to be honest.

Thirdly: please provide better, more comfortable seats or at least put in superior/more comfortable seats for additional cost (again, similar to other cinema chains). The past few things have ran well over two hours and after that time my lower back is really beginning to ache. Those seats need better lower back support.

Universal Pictures: bullying the market yet again..

Posted by – February 12, 2010

Update: I’ve started a thread about it here. Some interesting replies.

I learned yesterday (despite this being announced last November) that Universal Pictures are bullying DVD and Blu-Ray rental firms like Blockbuster and LOVEFiLM into new terms for rental of their movies. In short, titles I’d like to rent from LOVEFiLM cannot be rented and I must either buy a copy of the DVD or Blu-Ray or watch it in the cinema. This is not LOVEFiLM’s fault, and I applaud them for not caving into their demands (whereas Blockbusters have, and corporate whoring such as this is absolutely deplorable and I object most strongly to any form of exclusivity of film titles – which is also why I’m against the recent announcement that Tescos are bank rolling movies for Amber Entertainment so that they can create straight-to-DVD titles to be sold exclusively through Tesco stores). I was rather looking forward to seeing Inglourious Basterds and BSG: The Plan – but no, Universal have said no to that. I bet Kick-Ass won’t be available either.

We must not forget that Universal walked out on iTunes for a short period as they were unhappy with the costs that Apple were charging their customers. Universal wanted a higher price put on their films. Apple tried to reason with them, and it failed. They eventually came back, but the result is that NBC Universal films and TV shows cost a significant amount higher than what they are on physical media. For example, to buy all four seasons of Battlestar Galactica in HD on iTunes would cost £175 whereas the Blu-Ray edition costs £101. You don’t get any of the special features on the Blu-Ray, and you’d be responsible for backing up all the media files with no option of re-downloading from iTunes should your backups fail.

Once again, film studios are becoming far too greedy, and they clearly do not trust the consumers who buy their products. I’m also immensely hacked off with Universal Music after they practically accused all iPod owners of being thieves. Therefore the whole Universal stable is worth avoiding like the plague. I will not support their films or products until they start getting around that negation table and become a lot more reasonable. I will continue to support and subscribe to LOVEFiLM for whom I feel have done the right thing. They cannot and must not be bullied or threatened into deals that are unfair and unjust.

In other news, I hear that Warners Music is looking to get out of Spotify and other free streaming services. If this happens (and especially with Spotify Premium), then I’ll boycott Warners too.

I’ve already just made my stand against Universal and I hope they choke on it.

Do Androids dream of electric sheep in Dolby 3D? No. They’re banned from the cinema..

Posted by – February 11, 2010

If humanity ever reaches the point in which we live side-by-side with artificial intelligent androids who may, or may not, look like us, then I wonder what the future will bring them in terms of rights.

I tell you one thing for certain, though – they’d never be able to visit a cinema or theatre – they’d be banned for being recording equipment and thus liable to pirate films for fun, profit, or just to piss off their owners. This will make the CEO of a mega corporation very upset as he’ll not be able to visit the cinema with his family and PA android who he relies on for everything. And the PA android would have so looked forward to seeing Avatar 4D: Na’vi versus Smurfs.

It actually makes me think about potential artificial implants, limbs or organs. For example, if you’re fitted with an artificial eye that sends electronic signals through a processor directly into the brain – could a film studio stop you from visiting the cinema because you’d be capable of recording the film into whatever device you can plug yourself into, and then watch later (or pirate the bugger out of spite)?

I’m curious to see, as artificial intelligence, robotics and genetic engineering develop, just how rights for both devices and humans change. Will freedom improve, or be hindered?

VFX and the Film Industry: Credit where benefit’s due – for artists & engineers

Posted by – February 10, 2010

I’ve just been reading this article from Variety (VFX artist plight at issue) in which former VFX and motion graphics artist and now political blogger, Lee Stranahan, appeals to James Cameron to speak out for fairness for visual effects artists, and I’ve been thinking that it is indeed time for VFX artists (and engineers) to get the recognition they deserve.

But it goes much deeper than this.

For VFX artists, they deserve better pay and benefits and better credit positioning. For VFX engineers, they deserve at least a credit. As a former VFX engineer it has to be said that we generally get paid better than most VFX artists (however this is not always the case and speaking to former colleagues at other facilities, the pay for system administrators/engineers can vary greatly – especially, it seems, when it comes to gender. Junior engineers who put in much of the grunt work when it comes to installing heavy server and workstation kit, earn far less than most VFX artists, and yet put in just as long hours and lousy shifts). This is because engineers are likely to be more employed full-time at a post facility rather than on a contract basis (unlike artists who can come to a facility on a contract/job/freelance basis). So here us engineers have the better deal so far it has to be said. But we should – in effect we’re working in a specialised HPC (high performance computing) environment – something where skills can be transferred to scientific/lab research positions and other specialised “cloud” computing infrastructures.

For those artists on contract/job/freelance basis have very little in the way of entitlements/benefits (holiday, sick pay, etc.). Full time employees at post houses usually have at least a pension scheme. This is not extended to contracted employees in most cases, obviously.

So what is the incentive for the VFX artist? Career progression? Possibly. But this depends, in part, on credits. And as mentioned in the original article, VFX staff are almost always listed after craft services and appear right towards the bottom of the credits. Even then not everyone is included (engineers are almost always excluded – it suggests that render farms, workstations, software, storage, VPNs, and everything else in-between sorts itself out despite the combination of grunt work, long hours, lousy shifts and most post houses consider engineering a “necessary evil” and hardly get a good word sent down to them from clients or even management of the company they work for) and everybody is fighting for space for their names to be included as studios allocated a set limit per facility.

Mind you, given how most broadcasters trim out the credits of films when they air anyway (yet same broadcasters won’t do the same for their own programs), it’s a moot point. Is there any need to expose more film for people’s names? How about flashing up an URL at the end of the film to learn more about the filmmakers and the people that made the film? To be honest, I just don’t know what the answer is, but the entire credits system is proving to be unfair. Even if you ARE included in the end credits, it’s likely your name is probably misspelt by the third party company responsible for typesetting and producing those credits.

My opinion of the VFX industry after six years working for it was that both creative and technical teams are seriously under-represented. I was not at all impressed with the Visual Effects Society’s representation in the UK at the time – all the benefits really went to those that worked in and around Los Angeles and New York. I am assured things have improved by now, but it’s still not enough. VES should be doing a lot more for it’s members – especially in the international, non-US community where a lot of UK facilities are being used for major Hollywood-funded films are made. Surely there must be an organisation out there prepared to truly stand up to the film and TV studios on behalf of those (artists, engineers, producers, supervisors, etc) to ensure better benefits for those that work in it?

That said, it’s the employers of VFX personnel who should be doing more for it’s employees regardless of whether they be full-time or contract. During my years in the industry, working full-time, I was never offered any training on anything that remotely interested me. There was always talk, of course, but absolutely nothing came out of it other than a monthly subscription to Safari Bookshelf on-line.

VFX work IS being taken advantage of by film studios. One could say that the post house is merely a film studio’s rag doll – to be battered about as needed, and when done, tossed aside for something cheaper and shinier. Some directors prefer working with certain facilities, but it’s probably more of a case that they prefer working with certain people. If those people feel they’re not being looked after by the facility they’e working for, or the film studio, they’ll go elsewhere.

All I know is that I’m encountering more and more artists leaving the film industry to pursue careers in graphic design, the games industry (yipe – if you thought the film industry could be scary, the stories I’ve heard about the game industry is enough to make one scream), or anywhere else their talent might be appreciated. Similarly for engineers who leave to work for specialist HPC/cloud systems.

Things that scared me as a child..

Posted by – February 10, 2010

1 - Battlestar Galactica.

I’m sure I’ve already recalled it here at some point on this blog, but for those who missed it: I was about 5 or 6 years old. It was Christmas Eve. I was rapidly becoming very tired and had actually starting sleeping with my eyes open. Subsequently I went to bed and I started snoozing. At that time I was heavily into the 80s Battlestar Galactica TV series and had the bedspread and the curtains.  Well, I went to bed that night and after a while I woke up and thought I saw Cylons gathering together to sing Christmas Carols.  If that wasn’t bad enough, I hid under the blankets and then saw Zippy, George and Bungle from Rainbow walking towards me as if the blanket was a tunnel.  Then I saw my grandmother enter my room and then enter a wardrobe.  And never came out.

Now I started to panic.  I got up and left my bedroom only to find that spiky thing from Star Wars (used to interrogate Princess Leia) making it’s way towards me.  I was edging towards the stairs.  It was at this point my parents woke up and managed to wake me up.  From that point the Battlestar bedsheets and curtains were consigned to the cupboard.  Permanently.

2 - The aliens from Close Encounters of the Third Kind.

Never seen the whole film.  The only thing that stands out in my mind is the ending when the spaceships land and the aliens (built by E.T’s special effects maestro, Carlo Rambaldi) stepping out.  What really freaked me out was the lack of noses, big eyes, elongated limbs and well, it just freaked me out.  It took me a while to repeat the phrase, “IT’S A PUPPET!!” (thank you Brian Connelly).

3 - E.T. – The Extra Terrestrial.

How the hell could ET, a cuddly space alien be frightening?  Well, what spooked me as a kid was when ET screams.  At the beginning when he encounters Elliott, and a little further along in the film.  Also when he was dying and turned white.  And his croaky voice.  Still, that didn’t put me off asking for a cuddly ET doll which I cherished until I lost it one day.

4 - The dying alien from Cocoon.

It kind of resembled a dried prune.  And I didn’t like prunes at that time in my life.

5 - The Library Ghost from Ghostbusters, and Zaul’s voice.

This film caused me to scream and run out of the living room, desperately begging my mum to switch the video off.   Mum explained the irony in the scene, but that still didn’t work for me.  And Zaul’s voice when he takes over Sigourney Weaver’s body sent the screaming heebie-jeebies through me.  But it was this film that made me want to get into special make-up effects and visual effects.  And I partly succeed in that, so thank you Ghostbusters.

6 - Children of the Dog Star.

Children’s TV series.  They looked weird, were weird, and quite frankly it spooked the living crap out of me.

7 - Chocky.

That blasted voice haunted me for a good while, I tell you.

8 – Aliens in the Family.

Until Ralph Fiennes came along and MPC digitally removed his nose in his role of Voldermort, I had hated anything that had no nose.  These aliens had no noses (how did they smell?  Terrible!) and had put the wind up me a good ‘un as a youngster.

There.  Now you know.  I was a wimp.

BAF-TA-RA

Posted by – December 14, 2009

Sometime last week I mentioned I was heading down to BAFTA in London for a screening.  That screening was for a series of 12 short films (entitled IIRC: Ten Minute Shorts) comissioned by Sky Movies and produced by Endor Productions (Hilary Bevan Jones, whose most recent work was producing Richard Curtis’ The Boat that Rocked).  I was invited by Neil Gaiman and Hilary as Neil had written and directed one of the shorts, entitled ‘Statuesque’.

So on early Sunday afternoon I head down to London.  Pleasent enough train trip.  Took the Jubilee Line from Waterloo to Green Park, then walked down to 195 Picadilly.  Went inside, registered with reception, and then went upstairs to the BAFTA members bar.  And then I panicked.  I recognised nobody and everybody was gathered in small groups.  No announcements, nothing.  To be honest I had expected some form of meet and greet, but there was nowt.  I’d have sat down somwhere and had a drink until something started moving along, but I just walked out.  Quite irrational behaviour, I’m sure you’d agree.

After having a 10 minute walk around Picadilly Circus in the fresh December air, I went back.  I figured that it would be ill mannered for me to just walk away having been especially invited to the screening.  So I returned to the members bar which was rapidly filling up with people.  Again, nobody I recongised, no meet and greet.  Everybody else knew each other, and I didn’t.  Not even one.  Not even Holly Gaiman whom I vaguely met at the Stardust screening.  I’m rather used to not knowing anybody that from the years I’ve been in film (and up until now I had no problems integrating myself in some way), but this really made me feel put out.  The atmosphere was warmer at Peter Jackson’s premiere of King Kong – an environment with hundreds of security personnel, bodyguards and security scanners.  This was a smallish bar in the middle of London.

Since nobody seemed to be announcing anything, and everybody was scattered about, it was difficult to tell what was going on and just after 3:30, I decided to leave.  I couldn’t stand to be in the same room any more.  Again, irrational behaviour, I know.  I headed back home and dropped Neil and Hilary an apologetic email since I’d taken up a seat that could have gone to somebody else.

In all my years in the film industry, having the occasional smooze was never a big problem for me.  But this screening triggered off something that I can’t define.   BAFTA itself seems nice enough, but one couldn’t help think there needs to be better organisation at these types of screening.  It’s probably just me, though, isn’t it?  I should clarify – this incident is in no way a bad reflection on Neil or Hilary – both of whom are extremely nice people (met both of them in 2007) and won’t have a bad word said against them.

Sky’s Ten Minute Shorts start, I believe, on the 21st December on Sky One and Sky HD.  Neil’s short film, Statuesque, starring Bill Nighy and Amanda Palmer airs on Christmas Day.

Vote off the X-Factor, vote instead for Rage Against the Machine

Posted by – December 13, 2009

Despite what Simon Cowell thinks, this is not a personal vendetta against him.  This not a personal vendetta against Joe or Olly either – both whom I’ve found to actually be entertaining (although not enough to buy a single from either of them just yet).

No, this is a vendetta against the X-Factor concept, and how the pop charts are being hijacked by talented amateurs being manipulated by untalented professionals (choosing piss poor cover songs or original songs seemingly written by 5 year olds).  This is also for a bit of fun (will RATM actually overtake the X-Factor single?  Very unlikely, but I’d much rather my money went elsewhere, thankyouverymuch, even if the RATM and the X-Factor single share the same record label (Sony) – I much rather see Sony see their established artists get the vote than this).

What I absolutely dislike about the X-Factor is that the business “professionals” behind it are exploiting these new, wide-eyed amateurs, and Cowell recently spoke to the press to say that this campaign is unfair to the contestants for whom the X-Factor is the only way to get them into the business quickly.  Well, Mr. Cowell, life is unfair.  It’s terribly bloody unfair.  But you deal with it and get on with things.  I don’t particularly think it’s fair that life should deny my wife and I the ability to have biological children, but hey, we’ve moved on.  We deal with things as they happen, and Cowell and the winner has got to do the same.  When you get right down to it, it’s a bloody singing competition, for crying out loud.

The X-Factor is no guarantee of a secure future and Cowell is being immensely cruel and irresponsible to these poor sods if he keeps telling them that they’re going to be hugely successful and loads of no.1 singles and albums.  They don’t know that for certain.  And should their career come crashing down around them, who is going to look after them then?  Not Cowell, not Sony, not anybody.

Therefore I lend my full support behind the Jon Morter campaign to get Rage Against The Machine’s “Killing in the Name” to the number one spot in the Christmas pop charts (currently Facebook only, but I believe it is to get it’s own web site soon) to knock out any X-Factor single.  The winner of the X-Factor has got to realise that showbusiness is tough, and that they’re going to be exploited left, right and centre – even by the public.   The sooner the winner knows and learns from this,  the better.

I’ve also said in a previous post that music professionals, many who have spent decades honing their craft, aren’t getting a fair crack at the whip any more.  This is true.  But just as I’ve said about life isn’t unfair, they’re professional enough to recognise that shows like the X-Factor are the current trend (and that the public have no taste at all), and perhaps that’s why they don’t bother to release at Christmas unless they know they’re in a strong enough position to do so.  And all professionals were amateurs themselves once, so perhaps they can see that aspect in the X-Factor and are willing to concede to give these young upstarts a chance (although they had no such luxury of a TV talent show, and had to work much harder to secure the contacts that they had to get them into the business of show in the first place).

Either way I’d rather see a professional pop song released than a mish-mash of nonsense brought forth by a TV talent show.  And besides, we’ve not had a good Christmas tune with the word “fuck”  in it for a good while (well, not least since Kirsty MacColll and The Pogue’s Fairtytale of New York).

Daily Mail calls Alan Yentob: Alan Yengorytob! Miaow!

Posted by – December 12, 2009

Alan Yengorytob? (Click on image below to enlarge – sixth paragraph down).  Well, it’s better than calling him Yentorygob, eh?

Yengorytob

Yes, yes, it’s a typo.  Or IS IT?!  Original article here.

TV shows we used to watch as kids – part one – Rolf’s Cartoon Time (& Club)

Posted by – December 11, 2009

When I mean we, I’m referring to most of us in our late twenties and early-to-mid thirties. This week, I’d like to look at one of my favourite shows as a child, and that was Rolf’s Cartoon Time on the BBC.

What I loved about this show was that Rolf would show PROPER cartoons, as made by multi-award winning animators back when cartoons were lovingly created. Animators such as Bob Clampett, Tex Avery, Chuck Jones, and Hanna-Barbera (to an extent – I thoroughly dislike most of their stuff from the late 50s and 60s, such as that of the Flintstones and Scooby Doo, but their earlier work with Tom & Jerry was superb).

As a kid I really disliked most of that 13-frame a second nonsense commissioned by toy companies just to sell their products (namely anything from Mattel, as one good example). It was sloppy, uninteresting and little thought went into them. But the classic cartoons from Warner Bros., MGM et. al were works of art. They made me laugh like a loon (along with the rest of the family) and were just the most entertaining thing on TV.

Rolf eventually went over to CITV for his Cartoon Club, which I fondly remember as actively getting kids to try their own hand at animation. It also sparked an interest of mine in ray tracing and computer animation as Rolf would occasionally feature short CG films from around the world (particularly from Pixar who were producing a lot of their famous shorts at the time, such as Tin Toy). This was way before Toy Story. I seem to recall they even featured Ray Harryhausen helping kids to animate on one of the shows. Hugely inspiring stuff.

Puppet Wars: Return of the Muppets

Posted by – December 10, 2009

I’ve always been a big fan of the Muppets.  Loved them as a kid – proof may be found here:

Aghhhh!  My eyes!

I had always wanted to work for the Jim Henson Creature Shop, and nearly came to a work experience placement with them when I was at secondary school except that due to heavy work commitments they had to pull out (I had an interview all set-up with Neal Scanlan who has now gone on to run his own creature FX studio – one of his most recognisable creations has been the Tweenies).

Somewhat ironically I ended up working in digital VFX instead and the Creature Shop in Camden had then consequently shut back in 2003-2004 – presumably due to the competition from the Soho FX houses and the lack of demand for animatronic creations (MPC itself took on a lot of work replacing creatures which started life as animatronics which just never worked well enough for the director).

But after Jim Henson died back in May 1990, the quality of the Muppets output dramatically declined and I stop watching them pretty much after the Muppets Christmas Carol which was, to me, the only good thingthey did after Henson’s death. Everything else was mediocre, made worse by the lack of the talented writing team that made the Muppets what they were. Sure, the performances from the puppeteers were marvellous (even though quite a few of the original team have retired from performing – most notable is Frank Oz), but they still seemed to lack soul.

So when YouTube videos of the Muppets started to appear over the past few months – with the likes of Sam the Eagle, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew & Beaker, and the rest (now under one roof) – I began to feel that the overall quality has significantly improved. The Muppets feel more like the Muppets again, and not some hollowed out shell that they once were. I particularly love their take on the Bohemian Rhapsody.

So: welcome back, Muppets. I’ve missed you (says this 33 year old man!).

(But is it just me – has the Muppets themselves received a bit of an upgrade in that those Muppets which had “arm sticks” no longer need them? It’s a bit freaky – it’s as though the hands have a life of their own!)