Okay, this is my lunch time rant, and it’s rather a long one.
I’m getting a little fed up over the number of times I have to buy or rent THE SAME film because somebody thought it would be good idea to produce a trillion special editions, with new features and a multitude of different edits, just so that the people behind them can rake in even more money in royalties. No harm in that, though. People make films to be both artistic and to money and they’re not charities after all. Capitalism at work. No problems there. Fine. But it is getting to the point that films are being released and re-released so frequently I’m beginning to lose track as to which version I’ve got, what I’ve watched, and what I need to watch!
I was having a wander around HMV first thing this morning before heading into work. I went in to buy Jennifer an early Christmas present and ended up taking a look at what else they had on offer. As I have a rather extensive collection of DVDs, I found found that I couldn’t remember particular titles I own have special features or not. So I’m looking at the Princess Bride (an excellent film, although the book is even better!) on offer for £5 and I’m thinking, “I have this – but do I have the audio commentaries?”.
I then went looking for the Time Bandits DVD and Blu-Ray. I seem to recall that ages ago I rented a copy and found it had an audio commentary from Terry Gilliam. Fantastic. Except the version now on sale does not seem to offer an audio commentary, nor does the Blu-Ray. Where is this fabled version? I managed to find a 25th Anniversary edition online, and that’s probably the one that I rented. God knows what’s happened to the retail copies of this film.
While I was looking out for Time Bandits, I eyed up the £34 Harry Potter 1-6 Blu-Ray set (which is a bargin!). Very little in the way of special features. I recalled that Warner Bros. are due to release special editions of all the movies at some point (reviews are going up already) and I can’t remember when they’re due out. That said, one advantage of having been involved with a company who has worked on all the HP shows during my time working there is – do I really need or want these special features? I’ve seen stuff they’ll never include on any special edition. So perhaps I should go for that box set and not bother with the SE when they become available. No. I tell you what I’ll do – I’ll RENT both sets of films in the series, and I’ll save my money.
It is, of course, quite common for studios to take advantage of film fans and make them empty out their pockets. Remember when the Lord of the Rings trilogy first came out on DVDs? They contained the movie and a few special features included on a second disc. New Line then released the 4 disc Special Editions which contained lots and lots and lots of special features, but not those from the original 2 disc release. So you would have to buy both the non-special edition AND the Special Edition to get ALL the special features. They released both editions within a very short space of each other too. And guess what, folks? They’re going to release the Blu-Ray editions of these films. So one has to triple dip if you’re really into this thing. I’d imagine the kind of people who buy ALL the Lord of the Rings DVDs and Blu-Rays have the standees, the movie companions, the bookends, the Sideshow Weta collectibles, the costumes for COSplaying, a cat called Gollum, etc.
This is the reason why I hardly ever buy DVDs and Blu-Rays these days. Blu-Rays are still very expensive in comparison to their DVD counterparts despite the ever expanding library of Blu-Ray titles increasingly weekly, and with the prices of Blu-Ray players finally coming down to sensible prices.
These are the only a few titles on Blu-Ray I want to buy (at some point, wife permitting, etc.) – Slumdog Millionaire, Star Trek, Transformers 1 & 2, Cinema Paradiso, Amelie, Battlestar Galactica: The Complete Series (£129.99 – ouch!), and that’s about it. Everything else I’m renting. Even though I loved Stardust, unless Paramount pull out the stops to include the features from the US DVD release and keeping the UK audio commentary from Jane Goldman and Matthew Vaughn, then that’ll be a rental too.
And what I’m really hating at the moment are Director’s Cuts. When they announced the Blu-Ray edition of Watchmen, I was under the impression that the release would be the Director’s Cut and that it would feature the extra material that was being talked about (something along the lines of a good extra hour’s worth of material or something). No. That’s being released independently on Blu-Ray and DVD fairly soon. What gets me about Director’s Cuts is if a director doesn’t originally release the version of his film that he is satisfied with, why the hell should I, as a film fan, pay either him or the studio MORE money because somebody couldn’t make up their bloody mind during the edit in the first place? Fairly understandable if the studio has insisted on cuts – this is out of the director’s control – but when a director changes his or her mind later on. Arggh!
I can see that all this double, triple and quadruple dipping is going to get so out of control that the right-to-buy a copy of a film will eventually dimish and consumers turning to the rental market – or video on demand with content updates. Mind you, all this dipping is resulting in a profitable second hand market for old DVDs and, to a lesser extent, Blu-Rays. We’ve picked up some bargins because people have either bought the special edition, or have gone to the Blu-Ray edition of their favourite film.