Palm Pilot? Sounds like a.. *foghorn* machine

Now that the Apple Vision Pro has been unleased to the great unwashed (but extremely rich) public, I’m reminded of what Brian Blessed said about the original Palm Pilot (video below). Apart from watching movies in 3D and looking like you’ve gone skiing, imagine the many other uses of the Vision Pro – augmented reality porn, for example. What will Apple release next? A sensation suit? Definitely augmented reality porn.

But given the anti-social and highly personal nature of the Vision Pro, it makes me wonder: will Apple sell Vision Pros as a family pack? That way, the baby and its older siblings can also see things that aren’t there.

Me? Cynical about future tech? NEVER.

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