X-Men: Apocalypse – Silly, but great fun

Empire Magazine rated X-Men: Apocalypse just two stars, but if I paid attention to all movie reviews, I’d never go and see any.  But last night I utilised my Odeon Limitless pass to watch the latest installment in the X-Men franchise.

I’ve been fond of the X-Men movies since the first film was released in 2000.  Heck, I even managed to get to work on one of the films (X-Men: The Last Stand) – but that’s pretty much universally acknowledged as being the worst out the whole series – old and new.  I wholeheartedly agree (at least plot-wise – the VFX were, of course, phenomenal, but then again I’m biased).  Sigh.  But after Matthew Vaughn and Jane Goldman released X-Men First Class, the franchise was back to its good old self.

Apocalypse’s 144 minutes crams a lot in – just like Captain America: Civil War.  We’re dealing with an ancient mutant, Magneto and his family, the introduction to Jean Grey (played by Game of Thrones Sansa Stark herself, Sophie Turner), Nightcrawler, Quicksilver and Cyclops.  We’re seeing the first proper formation of Charles Xavier’s X-Men.  It’s a big family drama that just happens to feature an extraordinarily large amount of digital visual effects.  My former employers, MPC, are the lead facility on this film and they do a grand job.  But be warned: some of the effects go a bit cartoony at times.  Especially comical was Quicksilver’s rescue of the students after Apocalypse turns up to wreck havoc.  But I did love the pizza eating pug.

And then there’s the ending.  The CG VFX is cranked up to 11. At one point we’re treated to a game of punch tennis, with Apocalypse as the tennis ball.  Very surreal, very silly, very cartoony, and quite frankly hilarious.  But I actually liked it!  It was different.  Completely off the wall stuff.   There was one plot point that didn’t make sense given the circumstances, and it’s perhaps a little too early to discuss it here because of spoilers, but I’m sure the filmmakers have a reasonable explanation prepared.

Yes, by all means X-Men: Apocalypse is not without its flaws, but at the same time it’s by no means bad.  Just switch off one’s brain, enjoy the visuals, the explosions, the madness.  It’s not a bad way of spending 144 minutes.

Odeon Limitless Reviews: Captain America: Civil War; Eye in the Sky

On Saturday I pootled along to the local Odeon in Guildford to take advantage of my new Odeon Limitless pass.

I had already booked Captain America: Civil War for the Saturday and Bad Neighbours 2 for today (after work), but given that Limitless only allows for 2 advanced bookings (to avoid people booking stuff and never turning up), I’ve had to hold on until Sunday to book Florence Foster Jenkins.  Limitless does, however, let you book multiple same day tickets.  It just so happened that Eye in the Sky was showing straight away after Captain America, so I booked that on Saturday morning.

Captain America: Civil War had a Premium Seating booking (an extra £2.30), Eye in the Sky did not (therefore no additional charges).  Bad Neighbours 2 is standard seating, but I’ve gone for Premium Seating for Florence Foster Jenkins.

Picking up tickets

If you’ve paid for an extra (3D, seat upgrade, etc.) not included within the Limitless programme, you can collect your ticket automatically via the machines in the lobby.  For everything else you’ll have to queue, present your (temporary) Limitless membership card, and get them issued manually.  Not sure whether the card will be able to handle tickets automatically via the machines, but we’ll see.  The Odeon staff didn’t seem to know.  It’s all still very new.

The films!

Captain America: Civil War is currently showing in Screen 1 – one of two biggest screens at Guildford.  Unfortunately the air condition wasn’t working at the time, and combined with a very comfortable seat and a very slow first act, I keep falling asleep until the airport sequence which is when the film picks up the pace and action.  Overall a great film (when I remained awake), but needs a bit of a tinker to bring the running time down (147 minutes) and get that first act into shape.  I’d still rate this as one of Marvel Cinematic Universe’s best films – but perhaps not THE best.  We’ll see what Avengers: Infinity Wars brings us.  Also it sets things up very nicely for the Black Panther and Black Widow films.

Eye in the Sky is currently showing in the smaller Screen 7.  Normal seating.  For a lad of my size, I started to get very uncomfortable towards the middle of the film.  I have long(ish) legs, so not much room to stretch out or change “bum: positions.   This may have been in part because I had already been sitting down for over two hours, so I have to rethink about double features in the future.  Not unless they’re both Premium Seating.

Eye in the Sky itself I found more engaging that Captain America.  As Alan Rickman’s last film role, it tells of a joint British-American-Kenyan operation to take down suspected terrorists operating out of a compound in Nairobi using a combination of remotely operated drones (the Eye in the Sky) that are under the control by the US military (specifically Breaking Bad’s Aaron Paul) and Kenyan ground forces.  It’s a very tense drama.  Some of the spy tech seems a bit far fetched at times, but this is only a very small complaint.  The story as a whole is gripping from start to finish, even if maybe you can see where things are heading.  I wholeheartedly recommend this film.

My 40th birthday treat to myself is..

A year’s subscription to Odeon’s Limitless pass (a rather eye watering £228, but that’s with a 5% discount, else is £19.99/month).

Unlimited (with a few T&Cs, but thankfully nothing too bad) trips to the local Odeon for a one up payment.  It’s a bit like Netflix, but with up-to-the-minute movies and requires you to use your legs to get out and about.

I’ve already booked my trip to see Captain America: Civil War, and Bad Neighbours 2.  The latter isn’t something I’d pay to see in the cinema (I’d rather wait until it came out on Sky Movies), but hey, it’s not costing me anything more.

Upcoming films will include Florence Foster Jenkins, Eye in the Sky, and – of course, The Jungle Book.  To upgrade to better seating only costs £2.30 a pop.  Not bad.  When you consider most films cost more than £10, I think what I’ve paid and what I intend to do with it will more than justify the cost.

Ooooh yes, ‘m going to use this pass as often as I use my travel pass.  You betcha.