Star Trek Discovery is a rather interesting show. It fits more within the J.J. Abrams Star Trek universe than it does the original Gene Roddenberry one – with fancy computers, holographic communication, and a decidedly non-kitsch set dressing.
Even the Klingons have been given an upgrade – long gone is the Cornish pasty forehead and in comes a ton of rubber and latex and extraordinary false teeth. And while it looks good, the actors clearly can’t speak properly with their falsies in, so it’s just as well they’ve given the Klingon actors lines entirely in Klingon. If you’ve never heard of the Klingon language, it’s has a very guttural sound to it. Bob Carolgees and Spit the Dog were naturals (well, Spit the Dog was – absolutely fluent in Klingon – he just never knew it). I’m quite surprised that none of the actors are covered in each other’s spit and drool at the end of each scene. And as for the Klingon costumes – they’re so rigid looking, you might as well be dealing with Daleks. Daleks with Austin Powers teeth.
The albino Klingon called Voq (pronounced *coughs up hairballs* Vochhhhhhh *spits*) partly resembles one of the Prometheus/Alien Covenant engineers. The prosthetics defining facial muscle tone and shape that without the ridges and bumps, you’d practically get an Engineer.
As you may be able to tell, I think they’ve ever so overdone the Klingons this time around. It’s as if they’ve put them in the oven, went off on a 24-hour bender, then come back to an overcooked dinner. How the actors deal with all that stuff is quite remarkable. The overall effect DOES look great – but practical wise, let the poor actors can’t form words properly without looking as if they’re chewing wasps. There’s only so many teeth one can hold in one’s mouth. And give them clothing that doesn’t make them look as if they’ve added 60 tonnes of starch to their laundry.
The latest episode of Discovery resembles a mash-up of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy meets Dune. At one point I was sure the crew of The Discovery were going to initiate the Infinite Improbability Drive and all end up as penguins or missing their limbs floating in space. As for the “navigator” – very spice melange if I may say so. Very spice melange.
All in all, it’s an interesting journey so far. Well presented (albeit the Klingons do need to go to the dentist and look for better stylists) and entertaining.