Damn it, Virgin Media, take responsibility for your services..

I’m generally happy with my Virgin Media package.  Okay, I’m not – I love the broadband, but the problem is with TV.  A number of artefacts appearing in recorded programs, along with a poor catch-up service, plus an app that constantly forgets my login credentials is making me regret my decision to move to Virgin Media in the first place.

Yet, Virgin Media keep rolling out the boilerplate, “Catch up is a free value added service” as if they are washing their hands of responsibility.  While I appreciate they get their feeds from multiple sources, it doesn’t mean they shouldn’t come down hard on their suppliers to ensure a hassle free service.

Sky’s catch-up service is/was practically impeccable in comparison – as was the image quality.  Sure, the navigation system was as weird as hell, but it worked.  I do seriously regret switching TV to Virgin – and come next year, I’ll be cancelling (and moving back to Sky[1]) unless I see a significant investment in time and money from Liberty Global in improving the service.  I gave up on Sky Cinema with Virgin because an increasing number of films weren’t available in HD.  I get better service with the NOW TV app on my LG TV.

Here’s a typical Virgin Media response:

Not now, Cato!

This weekend was spent relaxing and watching 6 Pink Panther movies courtesy of Sky Cinema’s many movie collections.

I’ve seen most of them before, decades previously (dear Gods, am I that old?), but now was a good opportunity to watch them all back to back.  And my goodness, I was crying with laughter many times – to the point of almost being sick.  Peter Sellers remains one of my favourite comedians of all time – along with Spike Milligan, Harry Secombe, Michael Bentine, Kenneth Williams, Frankie Howerd, and of course, Tommy Cooper.  And not forgetting Eric Morecambe and Ernie Wise.  Comedy Gods all of them.

But back to the inept (or is he a genuis?) Inspector Clouseau.  Some of the finest moments come after he instructs his manservant Cato to attack him at any time.  Cue absolute hilarity as both men go at each other like hammer and tongs.  So, so funny.

When Clouseau is being stalked by a hired assassin, and gets him mixed up with Cato:

Another favourite scene is when Clouseau is visiting the disguise shop (prop. Professor Balls) and gets a special delivery..

I could watch those movies again and again and still laugh until I cried.  Wonderful stuff.  Oh, one more clip:

But things got a bit more morose when I started watching The Trail of the Pink Panther. Made two years after Peter Sellers’ death, this was the beginning of a revamp of the Pink Panther franchise. I’ll admit to having shed a tear during Blake Edwards’ dedication to Peter Sellers popped up at the beginning of the movie’s titles.  Sellers was a brilliant comic genius, but one that had many demons.  I encourage people to watch The Life and Death of Peter Sellers, which explores some of those issues.

Starting with The Trail of the Pink Panther, the story involves the Pink Panther diamond being stolen again, and Clouseau being assigned to investigate.  Except he goes missing.  The Trial.. was essentially made up of archive footage of Sellers and deleted footage from previous Pink Panther films, along with bizarrely speeded up voice overs of an actor standing in for Sellers. The Curse of the Pink Panther introduced a new character sent to find the apparently missing Clouseau.

The Curse of the Pink Panther introduced a new character sent to find the missing Clouseau.  Had the film been a success, Clifton Sleigh would have replaced Clouseau in the title role, and would have gone on to have many more misadventures.

Both the Trail and Curse are both adequate films, and both feature wonderful performances from Herbert Lom and the supporting characters.  Even Ted Wass as Sleigh puts in a good and often funny performance.  But he is no Peter Sellers.

I’ve still to watch Son of The Pink Panther, starring the crazy Roberto “Life is Beautiful” Benigni.  It would be Blake Edwards’ last ever Pink Panther film before Steve Martin took up the reigns with 2006’s The Pink Panther reboot.