Have you tried turning it off and on again, your majesty?

How about this as a job?  

Tempting, but the salary isn't (for my skill/experience level).  Reading the job description. it suggests that it's for people beginning careers in IT - so great for those that have just graduated from university or seeking an entirely new career direction.  £30k isn't bad for an entry level job in London - and the office location alone is worth some substantial bragging rights.  Beats my £8k starting salary in my first job out of university - and I had to set-up and run an entire ISP for that.  Though to be fair, this was Norwich and not London.