SysAdmin Appreciation Day!
This Wednesday (30th July) is SysAdmin Appreciation Day (It
was last Friday, the 25th July), where companies all over the world
should be showing their appreciation to their hard working system
admins. Except for mine. You could say they're a bit super
dismissive about it.

The cake, as they say, is most definitely a lie. If that's not an appropriate gaming reference, I don't know what is.